drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
