A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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