we have officially lost it.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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