My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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