I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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