I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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