You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
