he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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