tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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