So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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