So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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