I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
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my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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