Nicole vs. Life
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
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