How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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