I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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