Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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