If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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