fuck your aforementioned shoe
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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