this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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