There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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