my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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