So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
