remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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