I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
