everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You need Xanax blowdarts
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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