with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Randomize
