dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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