I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Randomize