i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
two words...techno handjob
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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