every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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