How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
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There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize