I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
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I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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