fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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