he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize
