I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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