ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize
