there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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