So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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