We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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