i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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