The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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