everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I think I sprained my soul last night
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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