I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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