I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You took a bar mat shot.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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