Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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