He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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