I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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