he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
He has the fingertips of a God
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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