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This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
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I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
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It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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