That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
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Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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