Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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