Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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