So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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